Kailer-isms....

Just thought I'd share a few of the many funny moments I've had lately with Kailer:

* While working on potty training:  I took Kailer to the potty the other day and as we were getting done he insisted on getting a piece of toilet paper. I said to him, "You don't need any more toilet paper."  "Yes, I do!" he stated.  "Why do you need toilet paper?" I asked.  "For the toilet," he simply replied!

  WELL, I guess he was right!!  He proceeded to tear of a piece, throw it in the toilet and flush it away!  I've become convinced that he thinks the toilet needs a piece of toilet paper when he's done.

* Last night I was putting Kailer to bed and while lying with him singing songs my phone rang and it was Dan so I rushed down to get it.  As I'm standing downstairs I hear Kailer hollering my name.  So I head back upstairs after my phone call and lie down next to him again.  He promptly says to me, "Mommy, close your eyes!"  Oh, my bad ... apparently I was the one needing to go to sleep.

* More recently (within the past week), Kailer has gotten into this bad habit of feeling the need to get out of his bed in the middle of the night and come in and crawl in with me.  I repetitively take him back upstairs and put him back in his bed with my new token phrase being, "Kailer it's dark outside, it's time to go to sleep."  So the other morning Kailer marches down to my bed just as it's starting to get light out, he crawls in, stands up, peeks through the blind and exclaims, "Mommy, it's not dark out anymore!!"  Once again,  he was right! Oye.

*As we were driving to school this morning, Kailer was in the back seat saying, "Mommy has to go to work and Daddy has to go to work and I have to go to work."  I asked him, "Why do you have to go to work?"  His reply - "To make money for my piggy bank."